Why a Revolution?
Several years ago you fired you first shot into our system, and since have continually crossed enemy boundaries to fuel the binge attack. For years we've had to keep our defenses high to shield ourselves from you experimentation with toxic levels of alcohol. We've silently endured the burning wounds created by your sudden bombardments of shots. No longer will we silently sit as violence flares around us, you've brought us to the brink of destruction and we will not tolerate the abuse any more! It is time us organs organized against you. You've ignored our warning hangovers and continue to cause casualties. Our demands have not been met - excessive amounts of alcohol still infiltrate our system. We have a right to a long life and healthy working conditions; these rights are fading as you throw the lethal dosage in our midst. You've left us with no choice but to begin a systematic revolt. Let the Battle of the Binge commence!